August 2008
17 posts
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you...
– Unknown (via lovebot: jeralyndwile: ilovepink912: reactorboy: buyhercandy: nashamble: stare-at-walls: align : into) (via thresca)
I don’t wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to...
– Javan (paperflowers) (via bellavita) (via claudia) (via jeralyndwile)
I totally went there-
antikris:
I love Ms. Red today. I do this ALL the time when I am in a group with a bunch of married bitches who “pity” the poor, 29 year old single gal.
feistyred:
There were three pregnant women at the table last night- I may have joked about abortions a couple of times. Also while they talked about how awesome marriage was- I regaled them with stories of an idiot 25 year old I have slept...
Jesus.
Balloons, flowers and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire liquor sat on a brick wall where the 15-year-old victim, Joshua Albert Wilson Shaw, of St. Paul, died. A squad car idled nearby.
per ardua surgo. i rise through difficulties.
– anon. (via edatrix)
SURVIVING YOUR TWENTIES
seriouslythough:
peterwknox:notthatkindagay:noahkai:shimmerandshine:
“They call it the “quarter-life crisis.” It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn’t know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now....
I ended a relationship to be alone because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time...
– John Mayer to OK! Magazine on why he ended his relationship with Jennifer Aniston (via mascarah)
Never thought I’d say this but the world could use a few more people like John Mayer…at least in this aspect
(via snickerdoodle)
It's one thing to talk about it, but..............
antikris:
youequalsfucktard:
Hot chicks that talk candidly about their bowel movements or farting are an interesting breed. They think they can say whatever they want because they assume there’s so many guys wanting to get with them that it acts as a verbal sieve to weed out anyone that would potentially challenge their lack of humility. What it does instead is make you look like a crazy scat...
All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone that makes us...
– Kevin Arnold
8.8.08
Watching the Olympics Opening Ceremony with my mouth hanging wide open…
July 2008
43 posts
Everyone thought I was bold and fearless and even arrogant, but inside I was...
– Katharine Hepburn (via onherway)
What’s wrong with your cases? Everybody wants to kick your ass OR lick...
– My co-worker, A.
I think we all wish we could erase some dark times in our lives. But all of...
– Luis Miguel (via thresca)
a sunday well spent brings a week of content.
– proverb quote. (via edatrix)
Hanging out with you two is like having the dentist drill my fucking teeth for...
– My brother, referencing my mother and I
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact,...
– Fran Lebowitz (via affremblequotes)
My mother said, ‘You won’t amount to anything because you...
– Judy Tenuta
I had so many juicy farts in my sleep last night that I woke up with wet...
– My favorite Texas nurse, via text
Duh.
When you have a tattoo on your foot, the summertime makes it impossible to go incognito in the stalls of your work shitter. Wearing fairly slutty heels on top of the above mentioned information doesn’t make it much easier, either.
12:44
Finally bedtime. I’m so fucked tomorrow.
‘It’s just that I have this loneliness, this awful, awful loneliness, and I...
– Peter Cameron, Andorra. I’m throwing all my posts to Literary Quotes here. (via into)
So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the...
– Christopher McCandless (via into)
Jeez
I’m certainly going to kick my own ass tomorrow when I wake up exhausted, and want to stay in bed all day. The only thing getting me up out of my pillow-top Queen is softball and an adoption. I guess that’s two things.
There’s something you should know about me, Max. I’m very, very choosy… I’m also...
– Fanny Chenal, from A Good Year
(via jeralyndwile)
You know what? You’re an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it’s...
– Harriet the Spy (via jackieheartsb) (via unicornology)
(via scout)
Dedication x 2 →
18 years of Polaroids. The photographer, Jamie Livingston, took a Polaroid a day from 1979 until his death from cancer in 1987. One of his friends, Hugh Crawford, went and scanned each and every one of the 6000 some odd photos and created the site as a tribute. This particular photo was taken the day my brother was born. The project started 23 days after I was born.